Brothers & sisters,
My friend Alex sent me a link to SQUEEZABLE BACON on facebook. At first, I was incredibly excited, but that joy faded as soon as I clicked the link to the website that sells the “bacon.”
That shit is FAKE! I’m pretty sure it’s frosting. There are no emoticons to describe my grief! Jon, Yang, I know this is especially hard for the two of you. But there is a solution to this tragic void in bacon products: we’re going to make (and sell) SQUEEZABLE BACON. Perfect solution! Consumption of bacon will be much more convenient AND we’ll make money!
Obviously, we can’t start this project until Yang and I complete our cigarette rolling workshop, so I propose she and I spend Saturday rolling smokes, and Sunday we can start concocting our miracle paste.
Check out the bottom right corner... Squeez Bacon on Bacon!
May 6, 2009 at 10:44 am
with this + manny’s taproom, there’s so much on your plate right now guys.
what if you put bacon mayonaisse in a frosting tube?